Beavis and Butt-head (season 11)

Beavis and Butt-head (1993–1997, 2011, 2022–present) is an American animated television series that originally aired on the cable television channel MTV. It followed the misadventures of two teenagers, Beavis and Butt-head. Season eleven originally aired starting 3 September 2025.

[after Beavis knocks a caramel apple from Butt-head's mouth with a bat]

Beavis: Uh, what are those things that look just like your braces?

Butt-head: Wait a second... [goes to a car window, and sees his reflection, and that his braces have come off] ... I'm beautiful...

Beavis: Yeah, you really do look different without your braces, Butt-head.

Butt-head: That's because I'm hot now, Beavis.

Beavis: Oh yeah.

Butt-head: I mean, I was hot before, now I'm like, even hotter.

Beavis: Whoa! So um, so what's it like?

Butt-head: You know how it's like, cool when you see a chick's butt?

Beavis: Um, yeah, yeah.

Butt-head: Well, I'm like that now, Beavis. I'm like a chick's butt, but to chicks.

Beavis: Well, they managed to get most of your teeth back in, that's pretty cool.

Butt-head: Yeah, and now I have to wear these braces until I'm like, 25.

Beavis: Yup, and you still never scored.

Butt-head: That nurse said I'm still beautiful on the inside.

Beavis: Yeah, that means you're ugly, I think.

Butt-head: I know, Beavis. Shut up.

[after Butt-head suffers a heart attack and falls down the stairs]

Old Beavis: What's wrong?

Old Butt-head: [breathing heavily and straining] Pain... in my chest... I can't breathe...

Old Beavis: Yeah, that's cool, yeah.

Old Butt-head: My left arm is numb...

Old Beavis: Oh, you know what you should do? You should spank your monkey. It'll feel like someone else is doing it.

Old Butt-head: Oh yeah, good idea... [tries to move] Ugh... I can't...

Old Beavis: Well that sucks. It wasn't cool.

[as one of their neighbors sees Butt-head laying at the bottom of the stairs]

Female Neighbor: Oh my God! Sir, are you okay?!

Old Butt-head: Ugh...ohhh...

Female Neighbor: Is there anything I can do?

Old Butt-head: [panting] Y-yes... there is... one thing... you can do...

Female Neighbor: What?! What is it?!

Old Butt-head: ... m-me...

Female Neighbor: Creep! [slaps him]

[as Beavis reads a children's book titled Good Morning Caterpillar]

Old Beavis: I don't get this book. What happened to the caterpillar? ... Who's this moth? See, this is why I never read.

• Mike Judge—Beavis
• Mike Judge—Butt-head
• Mike Judge—Mr. Anderson

• Daria

• Official website
• Beavis and Butt-Head quotes at the Internet Movie Database