CatDog

CatDog, also spelled "Catdog", "Cat-Dog" or "Cat-dog", is an American animated television series that aired from April 4, 1998 until June 15, 2005 on Nickelodeon. The series depicts the life of conjoined brothers, with one half being a cat and the other a dog.

Dog: I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat."

Cat: I meant every word! Hey, Mr. Garbage Truck is out there!

Dog: I know, I know, but I think you needed more time alone.

Cat: Sure, sure, but-

Dog: No, no, I quit the whole garbage thing for you.

Cat: [tears fill his eyes] Look Dog...just do me a favor and...chase the truck!

Dog: But you said-

Cat: I said a lot of crazy things and I was...WRONG! So please I'm begging you! Just chase the truck!

Dog: But why could you-

Cat: Because I missed you! Chasing the truck, I mean.

Dog: Oh! You missed me! Chasing the truck, you mean. Hey, Cat?

Cat: Mm-hm?

Dog: I missed you too.

[Both laugh]

Rancid Rabbit: How many times do I have to tell you? No shirts, no shoes, [grabs CatDog] no CatDog!

Mr. Depot: [after he comes into the joint and sees CatDog making a mess] Ahem! What's going on here?!

Rancid Rabbit: Well, Mr. Depot, what an unexpected pleasure.

Mr. Depot: Can it, Rabbit! [As some taco seasoning sprays on him he walks towards him fuming] This place is a pigsty! You call yourself a manager?! Look at you! [rips the manager sign off of Rancid]

Rancid Rabbit: [crying over being fired]

Mr. Depot: You're eating all my profits! Here, kid. [Places the sign on Dunglap] You're the new manager.

Dunglap: [saluting] Yes, sir! Your, uh, taco-ness!

Cat: [to Dog; enraged] This is your fault! [Dog laughs nervously] Why did you have to go near that beach rat?!

[Everybody at the beach is wearing a flea belt]

Cat: What is going on here? Everybody's wearing those ugly belts!

Mr. Sunshine: No belt?

Lube: You are an honorable cat that deserves much respect. And since you save-ed my life, I will be your honorable servant. [kisses him]

Cat: Ew.

Dog: Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired!

Cat: You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend!

Dog: Oh. Then, you're fired too!

Cat: I went through all this for...

Dog: Rock candy! I love rock candy! Let's go find some more!

Cat: [shocked to see that Dog has huge muscles] H-h-how can it be?! I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?! [whining] Why, why, why?! It's not fair!

Cat: Oh, Dog…

Dog: Yes, Cat?

Cat: Look at you, the definition. You are ripped. You are cut like a diamond!

Dog: Why, uh, thank you, Cat.

Cat: Why, you're just about big enough to teach those Greaser Dogs some respect.

Dog: As in, "fight them?" I don't believe in violence.

Cat: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. You kidding? I'm just talking about a… peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal.

Dog: I don't think so.

Winslow: You guys make me nauseous.

Cat: Nauseous? We'll show you nauseous. Hey Dog? How about a little tag team...

CatDog: Wrestling! [they close in on Winslow evilly]

Winslow: No, no, let's just keep cool, fellows, huh? Hey, take my wallet. I don't want any trouble. No hey, here's some CatDog nip. Hey settle down. Oh, take my credit cards. Ow! Ow!

Dog: Looks like curtains for the little blue guy!

Cat: Rules are the backbone for a civilized community pool.

Dog: Rules are for fools!

Cat: I'm an idiot. I'm a fool, Dog. Listen, if I only have 9 lives, let me live them as a CatDog. CatDog now, CatDog tomorrow, CatDog forever!

Dog: CatDog forever!

Cat: Come here, you. Ooh, I love this guy!

(Cat lands a tear of joy on the book)

Cat: (Sniffling and weeping) Oh I'm sorry Dog...but this is...the greatest story...ever told.

Dog: Well, I don't think it's so great. And I think you're making the whole thing up!

Cat: (Stops crying) Oh really? Well, (Passes book to Dog) read it and weep!

Dog: (Starts to read) "Royal Cat..."

Cat: Royal Cat...that's me!

Dog: Yeah, that's you.

Cat: (Screams) THERE IS NO LEASH LAW!!!

Dog: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS HUMILIATION!

Dog: [laughs] It's okay, Cat. They're not laughing with you. They're laughing at you. [Cat cries as the tree on his head continues to sprout while the audience continues to laugh]

Winslow: No!

Squirrel: Yes!

Winslow: It was everybody's fault! We didn't know what we had in CatDog! [cries]

[When Dunglap reaches the top of the mountain before CatDog...]

Reporter Bird: And we have just gotten word that the mayor has renamed the mountain... "Dunglap's Peak"!

Cat: [horrified] "Dunglap's... Peak"?! [starts crying] But I wanted it to be renamed "Cat Mountain"...!!! [bawls hysterically]

Dog: Cat, look at the bright side. Mindy isn't better than you anymore. Dunglap is.

[Cat bawls even harder.]

Dog: Hi-ho Diggity, Cat!! Seven shows a day! I save the galaxy!!

Cat: And I get the girl!! (Burst into tears)

(Alien grabs Cat and starts slobbering Cat. Cat continues to cry helplessly.)

Dog: Say it, Cat! Say it!

Cat: [sighs] Full speed ahead, Sailor Dog.

Dog: Aye, aye, Captain Cat!

Cat: But...(in tears) I was close. I was so, so, so very close!

[Winslow bricks up the wall between CatDog, separating them, and Dog starts to cry]

Winslow: Don't worry, little doggy. You did what you had to do.

Dog: [sobbing in tears] But I miss him!

Cat: Oh-ho-ho-ho, I'm rich! I'm rich! And I'll be rich FOREVER!

Cat: Oh mama.

Dog: Oh pop!

Frog: Will this love fest ever stop?

Bigfoot: Did I mention we're your ever loving parents?

All: Crazy nutty goofy laughing wiggly parents!

[Camera snaps one final shot of CatDog and their Parents before fading out]

• The Ren & Stimpy Show
• Rocko's Modern Life
• KaBlam!
• The Angry Beavers

• CatDog quotes at the Internet Movie Database