CatDog
CatDog, also spelled "Catdog", "Cat-Dog" or "Cat-dog", is an American animated television series that aired from April 4, 1998 until June 15, 2005 on Nickelodeon. The series depicts the life of conjoined brothers, with one half being a cat and the other a dog.
Season 1
Dog Gone / All You Can't Eat [1.1]
- Dog: I got your postcard: "Dear Dog, Wish you were here. Cat."
- Cat: I meant every word! Hey, Mr. Garbage Truck is out there!
- Dog: I know, I know, but I think you needed more time alone.
- Cat: Sure, sure, but-
- Dog: No, no, I quit the whole garbage thing for you.
- Cat: [tears fill his eyes] Look Dog...just do me a favor and...chase the truck!
- Dog: But you said-
- Cat: I said a lot of crazy things and I was...WRONG! So please I'm begging you! Just chase the truck!
- Dog: But why could you-
- Cat: Because I missed you! Chasing the truck, I mean.
- Dog: Oh! You missed me! Chasing the truck, you mean. Hey, Cat?
- Cat: Mm-hm?
- Dog: I missed you too.
- [Both laugh]
- Rancid Rabbit: How many times do I have to tell you? No shirts, no shoes, [grabs CatDog] no CatDog!
- Mr. Depot: [after he comes into the joint and sees CatDog making a mess] Ahem! What's going on here?!
- Rancid Rabbit: Well, Mr. Depot, what an unexpected pleasure.
- Mr. Depot: Can it, Rabbit! [As some taco seasoning sprays on him he walks towards him fuming] This place is a pigsty! You call yourself a manager?! Look at you! [rips the manager sign off of Rancid]
- Rancid Rabbit: [crying over being fired]
- Mr. Depot: You're eating all my profits! Here, kid. [Places the sign on Dunglap] You're the new manager.
- Dunglap: [saluting] Yes, sir! Your, uh, taco-ness!
Flea or Die! / CatDog Food [1.2]
- Cat: [to Dog; enraged] This is your fault! [Dog laughs nervously] Why did you have to go near that beach rat?!
- [Everybody at the beach is wearing a flea belt]
- Cat: What is going on here? Everybody's wearing those ugly belts!
- Mr. Sunshine: No belt?
The Island / All You Need is Lube [1.3]
- Lube: You are an honorable cat that deserves much respect. And since you save-ed my life, I will be your honorable servant. [kisses him]
- Cat: Ew.
Shriek Loves Dog / Work Force [1.4]
- Dog: Your licking days are over, Dunglap! You're fired!
- Cat: You can't fire Dunglap! He's our best friend!
- Dog: Oh. Then, you're fired too!
Diamond Fever / The Pet [1.5]
- Cat: I went through all this for...
- Dog: Rock candy! I love rock candy! Let's go find some more!
Party Animal / Mush, Dog, Mush! [1.6]
Armed and Dangerous / Fistful of Mail! [1.7]
Pumped / Dummy Dummy [1.8]
- Cat: [shocked to see that Dog has huge muscles] H-h-how can it be?! I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?! [whining] Why, why, why?! It's not fair!
- Cat: Oh, Dog…
- Dog: Yes, Cat?
- Cat: Look at you, the definition. You are ripped. You are cut like a diamond!
- Dog: Why, uh, thank you, Cat.
- Cat: Why, you're just about big enough to teach those Greaser Dogs some respect.
- Dog: As in, "fight them?" I don't believe in violence.
- Cat: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. You kidding? I'm just talking about a… peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal.
- Dog: I don't think so.
Squirrel Dog / Brother's Day [1.9]
- Winslow: You guys make me nauseous.
- Cat: Nauseous? We'll show you nauseous. Hey Dog? How about a little tag team...
- CatDog: Wrestling! [they close in on Winslow evilly]
- Winslow: No, no, let's just keep cool, fellows, huh? Hey, take my wallet. I don't want any trouble. No hey, here's some CatDog nip. Hey settle down. Oh, take my credit cards. Ow! Ow!
- Dog: Looks like curtains for the little blue guy!
Escape From the Deep End / The Collector [1.10]
- Cat: Rules are the backbone for a civilized community pool.
- Dog: Rules are for fools!
Full Moon Fever / War of the CatDog [1.11]
CatDog's End / Siege on Fort CatDog [1.12]
- Cat: I'm an idiot. I'm a fool, Dog. Listen, if I only have 9 lives, let me live them as a CatDog. CatDog now, CatDog tomorrow, CatDog forever!
- Dog: CatDog forever!
- Cat: Come here, you. Ooh, I love this guy!
Safety Dog / Dog Come Home! [1.13]
Nightmare / CatDogPig [1.14]
New Neighbors / Dead Weight [1.15]
Neferkitty / Curiosity Almost Killed the Cat [1.16]
- (Cat lands a tear of joy on the book)
- Cat: (Sniffling and weeping) Oh I'm sorry Dog...but this is...the greatest story...ever told.
- Dog: Well, I don't think it's so great. And I think you're making the whole thing up!
- Cat: (Stops crying) Oh really? Well, (Passes book to Dog) read it and weep!
- Dog: (Starts to read) "Royal Cat..."
- Cat: Royal Cat...that's me!
- Dog: Yeah, that's you.
Home is Where the Dirt is / New Leash on Life [1.17]
- Cat: (Screams) THERE IS NO LEASH LAW!!!
Just Say CatDog Sent Ya / Dog's Strange Condition [1.18]
- Dog: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS HUMILIATION!
- Dog: [laughs] It's okay, Cat. They're not laughing with you. They're laughing at you. [Cat cries as the tree on his head continues to sprout while the audience continues to laugh]
Smarter than the Average Dog / CatDog Doesn't Live Here Anymore [1.19]
- Winslow: No!
- Squirrel: Yes!
- Winslow: It was everybody's fault! We didn't know what we had in CatDog! [cries]
All About Cat / Trespassing [1.20]
Season 2
Send in the CatDog / Fishing for Trouble / Fetch [2.1]
The Lady is a Shriek / Dog the Mighty [2.2]
Hail the Great Meow Woof / Battle of the Bands [2.3]
Adventures in Greaser Sitting / The Cat Club / Cat Diggety Dog [2.4]
Climb Every CatDog / Canine Mutiny [2.5]
- [When Dunglap reaches the top of the mountain before CatDog...]
- Reporter Bird: And we have just gotten word that the mayor has renamed the mountain... "Dunglap's Peak"!
- Cat: [horrified] "Dunglap's... Peak"?! [starts crying] But I wanted it to be renamed "Cat Mountain"...!!! [bawls hysterically]
- Dog: Cat, look at the bright side. Mindy isn't better than you anymore. Dunglap is.
- [Cat bawls even harder.]
Fred the Flying Fish / CatDog Divided [2.6]
The Unnatural / Dog Ate It / Dopes on Slopes [2.7]
Spaced Out / Nine Lives [2.8]
- Dog: Hi-ho Diggity, Cat!! Seven shows a day! I save the galaxy!!
- Cat: And I get the girl!! (Burst into tears)
- (Alien grabs Cat and starts slobbering Cat. Cat continues to cry helplessly.)
Dem Bones / Winslow's Home Videos / You're Fired [2.9]
- Dog: Say it, Cat! Say it!
- Cat: [sighs] Full speed ahead, Sailor Dog.
- Dog: Aye, aye, Captain Cat!
Showdown at Hole 18 / Sneezie Dog [2.10]
- Cat: But...(in tears) I was close. I was so, so, so very close!
- [Winslow bricks up the wall between CatDog, separating them, and Dog starts to cry]
- Winslow: Don't worry, little doggy. You did what you had to do.
- Dog: [sobbing in tears] But I miss him!
It's a Wonderful Half Life / Shepherd Dog [2.11]
Surfin' CatDog / Guess Who's Going to Be Dinner! [2.12]
Dog Power / It's a Jungle in Here! [2.13]
- Cat: Oh-ho-ho-ho, I'm rich! I'm rich! And I'll be rich FOREVER!
The House of CatDog / CatDog Campers [2.14]
Let the Games Begin / Winslow Falls in Love [2.15]
Extra! Extra! / CatDog Squared [2.16]
A Very CatDog Christmas [2.17]
Royal Dog / Springtime for CatDog [2.18]
A Dog Ate My Homework / The End [2.19]
Cliff's Little Secret / Freak Show [2.20]
Season 3
Sumo Enchanted Evening / Hotel CatDog [3.1]
Rodeo CatDog / Teeth for Two [3.2]
Sweet and Lola / Rich Shriek, Poor Shriek [3.3]
CatDogula [3.4]
Remain Seated / CatDog Catcher [3.5]
Talkin' Turkey [3.6]
Shriek on Ice / No Thanks for the Memories [3.7]
CatDog 3001 / Cloudbursting [3.8]
Fire Dog / Dog Show [3.9]
The Geekers / The Golden Hydrant [3.10]
Lube in Love / Picture This [3.11]
Stunt CatDog / Greasers in the Mist [3.12]
Doo Wop Diggety / CatDogumentary [3.13]
Kooky Prank Day / Back to School [3.14]
Monster Truck Folly / CatDog's Gold [3.15]
Silents Please! / Gorilla My Dreams [3.16]
Seeing Eye Dog / Beware of Cliff [3.17]
Rinky Dinks / Hypno-Teased [3.18]
CatDog Candy / Movin' on Up [3.19]
New Cat in Town / CatDog's Booty [3.20]
Season 4
CatDog and the Great Parent Mystery [4.1-3]
- Cat: Oh mama.
- Dog: Oh pop!
- Frog: Will this love fest ever stop?
- Bigfoot: Did I mention we're your ever loving parents?
- All: Crazy nutty goofy laughing wiggly parents!
- [Camera snaps one final shot of CatDog and their Parents before fading out]
Harasslin' Match / Dog the Not-So-Mighty [4.4]
Mean Bob, We Hardly Knew Ye / CatDog in Winslowland [4.5]
Cat Gone Bad / The Old CatDog and the Sea [4.6]
Cone Dog / The Ballad of Ol' 159 [4.7]
Vexed of Kin / Meat, Dog's Friends [4.8]
See also
External links
- CatDog quotes at the Internet Movie Database