Last words in SpongeBob SquarePants media

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These are last words in the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise, it shows characters that have died in the main series, Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years and The Patrick Star Show.

• I take it back, Gary! Something IS wrong with meeeeeee-ow!
  • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (I Was a Teenage Gary)
  • Notes: Was accidentally injected with Snail Plasma by Squidward, causing him to exhibit snail-like behavior until he turns into one, losing his ability to talk and can only communicate by meowing. It is known how he got back to normal after the episode.

• Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh? [Burned Fred lifts his foot to step on him] No. No, no, no! Not the face!
• Who: Plankton
  • Note: In Plankton's dream, Plankton was stomped on by Fred after stepping on SpongeBob who turned into a pin, which causes him to suddenly deflate and shrink.
• My eyes! My eyes!
  • Who: A boat driver
  • Source: SpongeBob SquarePants (Something Smells)
  • Notes: Is blinded by the stench of SpongeBob's rancid breath and his boat explodes, with the driver nowhere to be seen afterwards.

• Don't just stand there, dude! The tide's comin' in! Hawhawhawhaw! Dude?
• Dudes! He made me experience high tide! Hawhawhawhaw!
  • Who: Scooter
  • Source: SpongeBob SquarePants (Bubble Buddy)
  • Notes: Was asked to be buried in the sand, but was exposed to high tide and drowns, and comes back as an angel. He is alive again episodes later due to inconsistent continuity.
• We're sorry, but your kind isn't allowed here. He's not leaving, Orville. You got your night stick ready? FRIED OYSTER SKINS?! Ooooohhhhh...
  • Who: A Guard in Tentacle Acres
  • Source: SpongeBob SquarePants (Squidville)
  • Notes: Is collapsed from smelling Patrick's breath along with Orville.
• You doodle! Me SpongeBob!!
• Huh?! [SpongeBob: Page for Mr. Doodle!] BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Who: DoodleBob
  • Source: SpongeBob SquarePants (Frankendoodle)
  • Notes: This is prior to Doodlebob trying to erase Spongebob and he is eventually shut inside a book (the last thing he is heard saying is "Huh? BWAAA!" and becomes an average lifeless doodle (not "dead" but close enough). However, he is reencountered alive and well in "Doodle Dimension".

• Curses! You win.
  • Who: Lord Planktonimore
  • Notes: Electrocuted into a pile of ash by his own jellyfish dragon, wounded, he cries this out after realizing he has lost. It is unknown whether or not he was killed.

• Well, don't mind if I do.
  • Who: Old Man Jenkins
  • Notes: In the episode Friend or Foe, Krabs and Plankton offer Old Man Jenkins to be their first customer, but the food is so bad it causes him to fall on his back, dead or unconscious.

• Does that mean I won't get that raise, sir?
  • Who: Carl (Selling Out)
  • Notes: Swept away in the stream of synthetic krabby patties. A few seasons later reveals he survived.

• I'm gonna stop this thing, tell my wife I love her! Come get some!
  • Who: Sergeant Roderick
  • Source: Spongebob Squarepants (Mrs. Puff, You're Fired)
  • Notes: Was run-over by SpongeBob's boat head-on. It's unknown if he made it afterwards.

• Come on, guys. We're going to do this if it kills us. A 1, a 2 and a -- [cut to the cemetery where the band members are buried]
  • Who: Guitarist #1 (Sing a Song of Patrick)
  • Notes: Said before they perform Patricks song and they died immediately due to Patricks song is so horrible that it killed them for out of no reason at all.

• Although we've only known each other a short time, I want you to know... I love you.
  • Who: Mr. Dollar
  • Source: SpongeBob SquarePants (What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?)
  • Notes: As he and his wife Mrs. Dollar both disintegrate into pieces inside the grease, his last words are spoken as he talks to her one last time.

• Please, please, somebody put me out of my misery! [coughs] Have mercy on my soul...!
  • Who: Squidward's toilet
  • Source: SpongeBob SquarePants (House Fancy)
  • Notes: After Patrick finishes using Squidward's bathroom, Squidward's toilet then crawls out and dies in Squidward's hands.

• You're throwing in the towel?
  • Who: Karen 2
  • Source: SpongeBob SquarePants (Karen 2.0)
  • Note: Is destroyed by Karen.

• Ha! Let's try that again, but this time, I attack!
  • Who: Dirty Bubble
  • Source: SpongeBob SquarePants (Patrick-Man!)
  • Note: He decides to charge at Patrick-Man but Patrick-Man spots a Krabby Patty on the ground and bends over with his ice cream cone hat popping the Dirty Bubble and freeing SpongeBob.

• I feel funny.
  • Who: SpongeBob's first clone ("Me Two", CopyBob DittoPants)
  • Note: Plankton used cheap toner on the copy machine used to make the SpongeBob clones, so after a while, Me Two and the others disappear from existence.

• It's easy! You take one par -- ohhhh, I don't feel so good!
  • Who: Another SpongeBob Clone (CopyBob DittoPants)
• In fact... I'm not even here.
  • Who: Rube Goldfish (No Pictures Please)
  • Note: Was said before his voice faded and he completely disappeared, it turns out Rube was nothing more than an illusion, however he is alive in several episodes.
• Yummy!
  • Who: Filthy Muck (The Ballad of Filthy Muck)
  • Note: A garbage creature who resembles Patrick. This was the only thing he says throughout the episode; he is mute the whole time he spends with SpongeBob, before being disintegrated by the Bikini Bottomites' cleaning materials.

• No way, Man Ray! I was first! (Man Ray: First to go bye-bye. [cackles]) Huh? AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
  • Who: Tattletale Strangler (Captain Pipsqueak)
  • Note: Was supposed to join the League of E.V.I.L., but is zapped by Man Ray and turned into a pile of ashes. It is unknown if he was killed off or not since the series has loose continuity.

• I am going have to live next to that?
  • Who: Squid-Bot Clone (Welcome to Binary Bottom)
  • Note: Squid-Bot Clone was built by SquidBot, but he ended up pressing a button, causing him to self destruct.
• Oooh, that's a nice one, but I can't right now Mr. Tentacles. Please step aside, Mmmm-hmmmm....
  • Who: Petunia (The Flower Plot)
  • Note: Was holding explosive flowers and Squidward was attempted to marry her, but is exploded in front of him, leaving him charred and stunned, and the robot is revealed to be Plankton after all.
• I'm the oldest!
  • Who: Old Mrs. Perkins (FUN-Beleivable)
  • Note: Gets turned into dust after saying the exact line.
• Oh, fiddlesticks!
  • Who: Percival Rockhound (Pet the Rock)
  • Notes: Rolly is revealed to be a dinosaur at the end of the episode, and he eats Percival Rockhound.
• Oh, I don't know, like, 2,000-ish years.
  • Who: Sandy Cheeks (PL-1413)
• I just want to leave a happy message for the good people of tomorrow.
  • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants (PL-1413)
• Hey, what are you doing with my clarinet?
  • Who: Squidward Tentacles (PL-1413)
• As I was saying, thanks for coming, everybody. [points with her fingers] Free pizza at city hall!
  • Who: Mrs. Mayor (PL-1413)
• Free! Free!
  • Who: Mr. Krabs (PL-1413)
• Oh! Pizza, pizza! Oh!
  • Who: Patrick Star (PL-1413)
• Well, guess we have to wait until it opens up. [rolls off] I'll see you later.
  • Who: Karen Plankton (PL-1413)
  • Note: In the episode, When Plankton traveled 2000-ish years later in the future while being stuck in the time capsule, they was passed away between the present and future. In the end, Plankton came back in the present day.
• Uh, I guess a little nibble wouldn't hurt. [takes a tiny piece out of the chum ball and eats it] Hey! That actually tastes pretty goo-- [turns into a realistic kitchen sponge and falls over]
  • Who: Snow Yellow
  • Note: Snow Yellow takes a bite of a chum ball, and when he says "Hey! That actually tastes pretty goo--" he turns into a realistic kitchen sponge, leaving The Evil Queen become the squarest of all after being put to dehydration sleep. Later, The seven jellies put Snow Yellow into the plate so he won't get the mold, and now he is revived by The jellies crying.
• Magic Mirror off the wall, who's the fastest one of all? Me! [laughs before being crushed and shattered by the castle piece] Oh, great. Seven years bad luck. [groans]
  • Who: Magic Mirror (Plankton; Snow Yellow)
  • Note: Was crushed and shattered by a castle piece and his last words was "Oh, great. Seven years bad luck." Now he was shattered.
• No! [falls apart] I was the squarest! I was the squarest! [cries as she falls apart as just a screen] Oh, what a world. [sobs as her screen pops out on a spring]
  • Who: Karen the Evil Queen (Snow Yellow)
  • Note: Is unscrewed by Nutty, Dummy, Gary, Drippy, Krusty, Puffy and Cooty's screwdrivers, and is now falling apart after being unscrewed.
• No!
  • Who: Mr. Squeakers (Sheldon SquarePants)
  • Note: When Mr. Squeakers is about to step onto Plankton, SpongeBob comes here and saves the day by stepping onto him instead, bouncing him into the air, exploding himself into confetti.
• Alas, I have failed! Ow.
  • Who: Art critic (UpWard)
  • Notes: Said this before pulling a lever, falling down a trapdoor and incinerating himself and then he says "Ow."

• [scared] But I need that! [Flying Dutchman bites it] You can't leave me like this. I'm all soft and buttery. No. No!
  • Who: Larry the Lobster (Are You Afraid of the Dork?)
  • Notes: Is turned into a badge on the Flying Dutchman's sash after his horror story. The rest of the campers are released when SpongeBob pours the ash on the fire, shrinking the cloud and trapping the Flying Dutchman inside.
• No. No!
  • Who: Bubble Bass (Are You Afraid of the Dork?)
  • Notes: Is turned into a badge on the Flying Dutchman's sash after his horror story. The rest of the campers are released when SpongeBob pours the ash on the fire, shrinking the cloud and trapping the Flying Dutchman inside.
• I just opened an unlimited line of credit for you at my daddy's bank.
  • Who: Lady Upturn (Are You Afraid of the Dork?)
  • Notes: Is captured by The Flying Dutchman. The rest of the campers are released when SpongeBob pours the ash on the fire, shrinking the cloud and trapping the Flying Dutchman inside.

• HEY! You may not knew it, cowboy! But we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles! [He snaps his fingers, Everyone said the rules, Victor joins them.] All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by-- [Dennis: SHUT UP!!] [He punch up into the sky]
  • Who: Victor
  • Notes: ?
• Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. [SpongeBob and Patrick scream in terror] I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers! [the part of the tongue shaped like her cat Mr. Whiskers, who meowed. Both SpongeBob and Patrick screamed even more] [SpongeBob: Jump for it, Patrick!]
  • Who: Frogfish
  • Notes: ?
• I'm a goofy goober, yeah! You're a goofy goober, yeah! We're all goofy goobers, yeah! Goofy... Goofy... Goober... Goober... yeah.
  • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star
  • Note: Sang this song before turning into non-living things after being put near the light by The Cyclops. But, eventually the lightbulb burns out by the tear of the Goofy Goober going near the plug. And then the sprinklers go on and revives them and the rest of the fish in Shell City, which they finally arrived in to get King Neptune's Crown.
• THAT'S IT! I'M TROUGH MESSING AROUND! SEE YA LATER, FOOLS!
  • Who: Dennis
  • Notes: Says this before he hits a catamaran, where Patrick responds to that by saying "See ya!".
• Out of my way, fools! [then gets trampled by every fish]
• Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the helmets and the monuments. [laughs] Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? I'll destroy all of you!
  • Who: Sheldon J. Plankton
  • Notes: Plankton was trampled by fish, who were saved by SpongeBob's Goofy Goober Guitar, then Plankton is arrested by the police and thrown into the prison truck labeled "Institution for the Criminally Tiny" and the truck drives away.

• Get away from those curtains!
  • Who: El Diablo
  • Notes: Disintegrated when Spongebob and Patrick accidentally let the sunlight in on him. Revived as a tornado

• I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!!
  • Who: SpongeBob SquarePants
  • Notes: Said this line before he explodes into bits of SpongeBob, he is later reformed after all the bits are put back together.