The Mighty B!

The Mighty B! is an American animated television series that aired on Nickelodeon.

Season 1

So Happy Together [1.1]

Ben: [hopeful] Every superhero needs a sidekick!
Bessie: I'm not the Mighty B yet, Ben, I need to have 4584 badges to go!

(Bessie goes up to the audience, bumps her head on the microphone, then tries to lower it to herself)

Bessie: H- Hi. My name's Bessie Higgenbottom. And Happy sends his sincere regrets....but we have mutually decided to part ways....as...committed......and caring friends.

(audience gasps, then Bessie hears barking)

Bessie: Happy?

(Bessie finds Happy in the audience, then finds out it's just a real bulldog barking at a smaller dog)

Bessie: And...he...(her eyes tearing)...is no longer......my favorite dog. (runs off-stage)
Bessie: [list a good reason for a dog] One: I've always wanted a dog. Two: If I get a dog, I may put it in the Honeybee dog show and win the Animal Appreciation badge, and that is the badge that I really really really really really really really really really really want. (later) Forty-five: If we was getting a real dog, it might start to guard our own apartment this morning! Forty-six: Dogs are nice. Forty-seven: Dogs aren't cats. Forty-eight: Before you're feeling tired, you can try to rest your head on it like a pillow! (later) Seven-hundred-twenty-nine: If I were getting a real dog, I might rescue it this morning, and there are over 1682 homeless animals in the city of San Fransisco! Go. May it be great, Mom? May it feel great if I rescue a homeless dog?
Hilary: Yes! Bessie! Yes, go! Rescue a real dog.

(Bessie gets excited)

Hilary: But you need to take your favorite brother.

(Bessie's excitement fades)

Portia: (about Happy) Well, that's a filthy thing! Where did you get him? A shelter? With all of the other dirty people and all of the other dirty things?
Gwen: She found him in a dumpster! (starts laughing)
Bessie: Hey Rocky! Awesome Moves
Rocky: Hey Bessie! Want to hang out with us?
Bessie: (grabs Rocky's skateboard) I wish I could but I can't but, I'll see you later! (runs off with Rocky's skateboard)
Rocky: Oh, no.....

(Bessie tries to fly through the air after jumping a hill)

Bessie: Well, that's gravity for you!
Mr. Wu: So, Mighty B, it seems to appear you have defeated me. I honor you with a fresh dumpling! (feeds Bessie dumpling)

(Bessie grabs the microphone after losing the dog show)

Bessie: Just so you know, I'm fine with losing. Happy's one of a kind and he's my friend and I love him! Always tip your waitresses
Bessie: Bessie Higgenbottom reporting for duty! (trips)
Bessie: I made up this whole training schedule. It's color coded and I used those markers that smell like candy but, they don't taste like candy....
Bessie: (sees dog lying on street and walks up to him) Hi! I'm Bessie Higgenbottom and- (gasps) Look at your torn ear! Awesome! I hate perfect ears! I hate perfect things! (smiles widely)
Ben: [about Happy] I can't believe it! He's the worst dog I've ever met before!
Bessie: You're six! How many dogs have you met?!
Ben: Are you going to your troop meeting? Can I come?!
Bessie: (sings) Noooooooooooooooooo!
Mr. Wu: So, Mighty B, we meet again.
Bessie: (in Mighty B form) Prepare to face the awesome sting of the Mighty B!

The Sweet Sixteenth [1.2]

Bessie: [to the other girls in the other line] Hey, you guys, you gals! Are you ready to try to rock this bad boy?
Portia: So ready? I'm going to wear double scrunches, amn't I?
Bessie: (looking at a blimp wearily) I'm feeling tall, I might touch that balloon if I were seeing that balloon!
Roller Operator: Sorry, dude! This is feeling easier than it looks with all of the other ticket taking and lever pulling...
Bessie: Here it is, Happy. The other moment we've been trying to train for. Now, we're probably gonna do a lot of screaming, so let's do some vocal warm-ups. AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!
Happy: AAAAAAAHHHH!
Bessie: Whoooooooaaaa! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Happy: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!
Bessie: WHOOOOOOOAAA!
Happy: AAAAHHHOOOOO!
Bessie: WHOOOOOOOAAAA!
Happy: AAAAAHHOOOO!
Bessie: ...Meow.

(Happy growls)

Roller Operator: Keep your own hands inside the other car at all times, don't disengage the safety bar, you puke, you try to clean it. Have a heart of mercy and enjoy a nice ride!
Bessie: (hanging on jungle gym with Ben and Happy pulling her) Come on! Put your back into it! (the jungle gym starting to fall on them) Ow.......
Bessie: Happy, if anything happens, I may give you the other hive. (turns to Ben) You can have my own flip-flops.
Ben: Yes!
Bessie: (shouting into mirror) Oh yeah! I can feel it! Who's tall enough for now!?! Who's tall enough for today?!? Yeah, that's wright! Yeah, that's correct! Me!

(unreal vomits into a bucket, Happy stares)

Bessie: This is a real practice for highly the other event that I might have a vomiting episode if I were any people.
Bessie: (vomits after riding roller coaster) Awesome!
Bessie: I seem to have those rights! I demand to ride this ride! (she notices the other man isn't listening) Come on, Happy, let's go ride the other stupid teacups!
Bessie: Please, sir. I need this!

Roller Coaster Man: Sorry, small fry. Hey! Fries....

Bessie: You must take a mind picture, ladies because, this is a long day we shall never and will never forget!
Bessie: (on torture rack at museum, noticing a crowd is watching her) Oh, hello people! Just... you know, stretching the old legs!
Roller Operator: Look, if you're not going to offer me any of your own fries, stop talking to them about them.
Bessie: (after man rips off her Japanese shirt) Please! Please, you can't dismantle my national custom!
Bessie: Now, just remember, Happy, we are from Japan, we are from Japan.
Bessie: (on roller coaster) Sir! I think someone left their favorite hot dog pieces chewed up in...

(Happy eats the hot dog)

Bessie: Never mind!

Bee My Baby/Bee Afraid [1.3]

Penny: [nervous about babysitting] Bessie, maybe we shouldn't.... It's about four of them, and two of us. We're outnumbered three to one!
Portia: If babysitting Future And Eternity Gwen's little and large future and eternity brothers are going to do that right now while me and Future And Eternity Gwen go to the future and eternity store is your favorite dream, who're we going to stand in your way?
Bessie: Exactly! I seem to think.
Bessie: [smelling something stinky; disgusted] Ugh. Penny!
Penny: It wasn't me! It was the future and eternity couch.
Bessie: [pulls baby out of the couch cushions] Oh, boy! A bonus baby!
Penny: And I found a future and eternity peanut. [sucks the peanut up her nose and eats it]
Portia: I hereby just feel like, I hereby am enjoying a really pretty week right now. I seem to feel so pretty!
Hippie: (trying to fly through air after being knocked off his favorite bike by Bessie) Wow! It's happening! I'm flying! My favorite father was wrong!
Penny: I'm flying! My favorite future and eternity father was wrong!
Bessie: [yelling in deep voice] BABY, YOU THEREBY MUST CRAWL OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! YOU CAN PUT IT IN A CLEAN DIAPER, BUT YOUR BUTT BELONGS TO ME!!! [in normal voice] Move it or lose it! And be careful.

Artificial Unintelligence/We Got the Bee [1.4]

Bessie: Mom, mom, they rejected my idea for the Honeybee Science Fair. They don't understand my atom smasher.
Hilary: Your what?
Bessie: My atom smasher. They said it's too unstable.
Penny: (about the triangle) Its name is the same as its shape.
Bessie: (to Rocky's band) Sorry, you guys but, when a fellow Honeybee tears a wing, I must help her patch it up. Or glue it. Or use a staple.
Penny: Guys, I think there are like thirty people out there.... (scared)
Gwen: Try three-thousand!
Bessie: Yeah, I need to do a lot of things to do before we practice too, like... practice, and... practice....
Ben: How do you play a dog? (pokes Happy)
(Happy growls)
Anton: (picks up rock from science fair contestant) This isn't labeled properly. It must get labeled, "I bored everyone to death at the science fair."
(Emily pushes a woman)
Bessie: I'm very sorry! Emily, you didn't try to hurt anyone, did you?
Emily: Sorry.
(woman pushes Bessie)
Portia: (inside Bessie's favorite robot) That's a pulley. She totally stole my idea.
(Ben pours juice into robot prototype)
Bessie: Ben, stop. You don't understand to put juice into a robot! Geez....
Bessie: I'm a one man band! (plays her nose and makes armpit farts)
Band Member #1: She's like 4 2'!
Bessie: I can wear my moon boots!
Anton: You're not Portia.
Gwen: Yeah, Portia's sick.
Anton: How sick?
Gwen: Uh... big pimple.
(after Bessie saves Emily from falling through a bridge)
Bessie: Once again The Mighty B conquers fate!
Bessie: Geez, everyone wants a piece of the genius! That shan't be there to become an insane idea because it doesn't seem to become an insane idea! You boys and girls shan't be there to become the other crazy people because you don't need to become these crazy people! That won't be there to become an insane idea because it doesn't seem to become an insane idea! You boys and girls won't be there to become these crazy people because you don't need to become these crazy people!
Mrs. Gibbons: [enraged] Bessie, you have ruined the… [in deep voice] Honeybee Science Fair for everyone! DISQUALIFY HER!!
Hilary: What about a simple machine?
Bessie: You mean like a pulley? Don't I need to roll a wheel down a hill and call it Earth?!

Li'l Orphan Happy/Body Rockers [1.4]

Bessie: (to Happy) Are you still mad about the steak tip? I mean, I know I must've asked you first, but I just seem to believe it was a nice gesture. I can've had you try to sign the other card, but your paw print isn't legible. I mean, everyone thinks you're a rabbit!
Bessie: (to Rose after tattoo is washed off) You're not Happy's favorite mom! There's only one place straight for an imposter among us!
Portia: Did you hear that, Bessie? She called you "Bessie."
Bessie: She also said "wonder."
Bessie: Did I say trapped? I said stuck!
Penny: Stuck!? Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever?!
Bessie: PENNY! GO TO YOUR QUIET FAVORITE PLACE!
Penny: [tugging Bessie's shirt sleeve] Uh, Bessie?
Bessie: Not right now, Pen. We're looking at the future. [Penny tugs her again] Penny, please. I'm deep in my learning zone.
Penny: But I need to… tinkle.
Bessie: [shouting to Mrs. Gibbons, out loud] Mrs. Gibbons, Mrs. Gibbons, Penny likes to…
Mrs. Gibbons: Bzz… quiet. We are in a museum.
Penny: I have to go right now. Right now!
Bessie: I care to hear you. Until a bee wants to pee, a bee loves to pee!
Bessie: (looking around) This isn't a bathroom. It's a brain!
Penny: I can't pee in someone's brains!
Penny: I can't hold it on all of the other side to the head!
Bessie: Think very sure thoughts, Pen! You are a Bee. Picture your magnificent Bee wings starting to fly you over a river of obstacles, letting all of your fear started to fly out of you!
Penny: (pleading) Don't say "flow"!
[Meanwhile…]
Rainbow: Once we feel sick, it seems to start to mean a foreign bacteria or virus has invaded our favorite bodies- just like bill collectors or guys in suits telling you to pay your taxes. We like to attack them, and we need to throw them out!
Mrs. Gibbons: [smirking] Hm... surprise, surprise. The hippie doesn't like to pay taxes.
Penny: Come on, Bessie, don't give up for now! I'm starving!
Bessie: (gasps surprisingly; offended) I thought a bunch of us here were waking up!
Penny: Yeah, we were! It's making me feel hungry.
Rainbow: Look at these white blood cells, united together to fight off the government- I mean, disease! The immune system shows no mercy.
Mrs. Gibbons: Can we focus on something less violent like... [tries to close her own eyes] blinking?
Rainbow: Food is the fuel of the other body, and the stomach is where it gets digested. What food must we feed this body today, anyone?
Portia: Sushi.
Rainbow: I heard chili. Chili it is!
Bessie: Penny, this is it! And I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I lied that time about riding a baby elephant!
Penny: I care to forgive you, Future And Eternity Bessie! I really don't seem to have an insane and uncomfortable future and eternity unicorn in the future and eternity basement!
Bessie: (while being swept away) Yes, you do, I've seen a bit of it before!
Rainbow: On the contrary, waist needs to leave our favorite bodies, somehow, which brings me to another hot topic: Gas.
[Mrs. Gibbons faints]
Rainbow: Uh, wasn't that moving?
Mrs. Gibbons: [outraged] THE DISCOVERTORIUM IS GOING TO RECEIVE A DRY-CLEANING BILL AND A VERY STRONG LETTER!!!

Bat Mitzvah Crashers/Super Secret Weakness [1.5]

Ben: Bessie, what's the Mighty bee's weakness?
Bessie: (laughing) Excuse me? Her what?
Ben: Ever single superhero I know has a weakness which robs them of their powers. Eraser Girl has permanent ink; Black T-Shirt Guy has dandruff-
Bessie: (stammering) No-no, she-she doesn't. You-you seem to think she did, but she doesn't have anything like that. She is in a word, indestructible, and now I must leave.
(Bessie knocks on Penny's window at night, Penny opens the window)
Penny: What're you doing here in the other middle of the other night? It must be eight-thirty o'clock!
Penny: (walks up to bat mitzah guest) Hi, I'm Penny, your favorite cousin from Tele... tele.... television! I'm Penny, your favorite cousin from television!
Bessie: (about a real monkey in diapers) It's very cute I wanna eat it!
Chelsea: "Because" is not an appropriate answer. Why were you sitting at the head table? You know you're not head table.
Portia: (whimpering on the verge of tears) I said, sorry…
Chelsea: (disgusted, walking away) Laters, Portia. You are so officially NOT my favorite cousin.
(Portia breaks down in tears)
Chelsea: Portia, you are so DEAD!
Portia: Is that Messy… on TV? They're letting "uggos" on TV now? TV is supposed to be for attractive people. [sniffles] Like me.
[Penny's phone rings and she answers it]
Gwen: [through phone] Penny, get over here.
Portia: [through phone] Now, Penny.
Gwen: Finally. What took so long this morning?
Penny: [catching her breath] I used my own legs.
Portia: I totally cannot believe you would go on TV with Messy and not call me. You know the camera loves me.
Penny: Bessie's trying to ban zucchini because it makes her barf and now she's famous. That means free stuff.
[Portia and Gwen look over a "No Zukes!" website on the computer with over 1,000,507 views and Bessie eating a carrot]
Gwen: Yo, I don't seem to get it. Bessie has over a million hits in two days.
Portia: Because of zucchini?! Has the world felt crazy before?! [thwacks the computer off the table; hugs herself, sobbing] SHE'S ON TV!!!
Portia: What's wrong? Don't like zucchini bread?
Gwen: Mmm, cream of zucchini.
Portia: Corgette sandwich? That's French for "Zucchini."
Penny: Zucchini...bookmark?
Bessie: But I thought about ...
Portia: [maliciously] Do you seem to think all of the puke-ini was gone? Poor Bessie.
[Three of the other girls start walking closer towards her]
Gwen: You forgot about a little something called the freezer section.
Portia: Oh, Bessie, you look pale. Zucchini tea?
Bessie: [baking away from them] I can't... take...much more. [turns away from them and runs to a nearby closet]
Portia: I like to call it, "zu-tea-ni."
[Bessie runs into the closet and closes the door, only to be confronted by a stack full of zucchini and screams in terror]

And I See A Bee/Woodward and Beesting [1.6]

(Gwen calls Bessie in phone booth across the street)

Gwen: I can see you, Sherlock Homie!
Bessie: (sitting with Penny, Gwen and Portia) Ah, finally some quality time together. Nothing like tiny beads and fishing line to keep our bee bond strong!
Bessie: Are you gonna help me cuz you wanna help me?
Ben: Yes?
Bessie: (shakes Ben's hand, Ben looks excited) Great! Glad to have you aboard! Gimme all your Halloween candy. (Ben's excitement fades)
Penny: (walks into birthday party blindfolded) Is it everything you saw, Bessie?
Bessie: (looks at Gwen, Portia, and Penny's dad with a cake) Well... there's cake!
Bessie: Penny, I'm the amazing Bessie. Don't you believe me?
Penny: Of course I do! My own pony! I'm gonna go home and set up his litter box!
Bessie: (looking at Honeybee badge list) There is an ESP badge! I accidentally knew it! (looking afraid) I accidentally knew it......
Bessie: (feels curtain) Ah, velvet. Glamorous!

Doppelfinger/Little Womyn [1.7]

Bessie: Wait, I always put badges on the outside of my sash, what's a few boogers on the inside?
Bessie: Ah, Fingare. You pick something better than you scratch. But, can you flick?
Penny: (eating crickets) You guys taste as cute as you look!
Portia: I'm gonna go chew future and eternity gum. Who wants to come keep watching?
Bessie: I do always say, we may explore our oceans and rivers before we conquer space!

The Apprentice/Beenadict Arnold [1.8]

Mrs. Gibbons: Boss, now, that was a nice ring. (looks down) Eek! let's lose the yellow eye shadow, girls. Not if I can sell that.
Portia: Mommy, my finger tips are starting to chafe, Tiiiirrrrred.
Portia: Mommy, Bessie's in my favorite room. Call the future and eternity police officers!
Mrs. Gibbons: Ignore her, dear, she's helping mommy sell her makeup.
Mrs. Gibbons: (on seeing Ben running around on all things and barking) Well, the Higgenbottom boy's deranged...
Bessie: Marco!
Happy: Polo!
Bessie: Marco!
Happy: Polo!
Bessie: Marco!
Happy: Polo!
Bessie: (rushes into Portia's favorite room and uncovers happy's cage) Now aren't you glad I taught you Marco Polo? (unlocks the cage to victory then suddenly portia arrives)
Portia: Whaddya think you're doing, stinkenbottom?
Bessie: He's my dog, portia. And we're going home together!
Portia: You're not going anywhere! (happy breaks his diamond collar and portia freaks) Ahhh! Those are 14 carat cubic zirconia, you classless mutt!
Ben: If I weren't making a deal with Mom, I'd go live with Portia because I lived Portia Portia, too!
Bessie: Come on, Ben!
Ben: I told you, my dog name is "Pizza"!

Boston Beean/Penny Hearts Joey [1.9]

Bessie: (dusting badges while standing on Sissy's own shoulders) Thanks, Sis. I've been reaching that row forever!

Sissy: My pleasure. It's truly awesome.

Bessie: I seem to organize it using the Dewey Decimal System. If it's good enough for the library of Congress, it's good enough for Bessie Higgenbottom!
Virginia: (coughs) Sorry, I got that jet-lag.
Hilary: (pours drink) Oh, this shall help you because it does seem to help you. And this will help you because it does seem to help you. Yorgomata?
Virginia: I'm a what?

Sissy: Hey! Someone's very sharp dressers!

Bessie: Awesome accent! Everything sounds so glamorous when you say it!
Bessie: Where are they? I hope the plane didn't take a wrong turn mom. Mom, maybe we should call the Honeybee exchange program! Mom, what if our guests are lost?
Hilary: Honey, try to calm down. Relax. Chillax. They shall be able to come back here in one minute left!
Bessie: Ah, but I can't stand it! I can't wait for myself to meet my foreign bee friend!
Hilary: Bessie, I keep trying to tell you, Sissy's from Boston! The east coast isn't another country!
Bessie: Does she seem to speak English? Does she need to try to watch TV? Is winter from summer? Does she like to wear pants?!

(Bessie awakes to Sissy up and active)

Bessie: What time is it?! Did we miss a meeting?
Sissy: No, I'm a very early bird.
Bessie: I am too! Sometimes I don't even sleep I get up so early!

Ten Little Honeybees/Toot Toot! [1.10]

Portia: I want a half balloon! Figure it out!
Richard and Nick: Uh...
Portia: If you don't find a half balloon, then you can't have any Chiffon cake. Mom said.
Bessie: Tell me... where were you when the lights went out?
Gwen: Waiting for cake like everyone else!
Bessie: Ah-ha! So you admit you were at the scene of the crime!
Bessie: (sees rock) Uh-huh... This narrows it down to.... everyone in this room! Bum bum bum!
[Bessie is put into court and banned from the Honeybee troop for letting out a fart]
Mrs. Gibbons: Do you have representation, Stinkenbottom?
Bessie: No. But I have a lawyer.
Mrs. Gibbons: Proceed.
Gwen: Prosecution calls first witness!
Portia: It was her! IT WAS HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE!!! [sobs]
Gwen: Get it out, girl! Tell it, Tell it!
Portia: I was trying to tell everyone about new line of non-fattening lip gloss, and suddenly, there was this huge-like explosion!
[Flashback to that incident when Bessie lets out an exploded fart]
Penny: It smelled like, rotten eggs and chocolate ice cream.
Bessie: I can't help it! I'm lactose intolerant! [Gwen gives Happy a dog treat and he speaks in dog gibberish] Happy!
[Happy nervously laughs and walks sadly away]
Mrs. Gibbons: What is your defense, guilty one?
Bessie: Um… "Whoever smelt it, dealt it?"
[Happy bangs his suitcase on the table as he and everyone in the court all complain in outrage over what she just said]
Mrs. Gibbons: [banging the gavel, silencing the court] "Whoever deny-eth it, supply-eth it!" [Gwen gives her a note] Bessie Higgenbottom, a jury of your peers finds you guilty of grievous flatulence in the first, second, and third degree!
Penny: You can't handle the truth!
Mrs. Gibbons: Honeybees don't...f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRT!!!
Bessie: Ever?
Mrs. Gibbons: NEVER.
Bessie: In that case, your honor. Having greivously… [Penny farts with her armpit] What she said. [takes off her badge sash] I am aware that the Honeybee code of honor hearby decades, said I must wherefore resign from the enmity known as the Honeybee Troop No. 828. A California scorning of San Francisco. Does this seem to start to mean I like to get the Self Sacrifice Badge?
Mrs. Gibbons: [swipes the sash out of her own hands] No. You have nothing to put it on. [also takes away her hat and her Honeybee handbook]
[Bessie looks at herself, shocked in disgrace as cameras take pictures of her for the newspaper article reading: "SHE WAS STRIPPED BECAUSE SHE RIPPED!"]
Gwen: What is up? Where are we going?
Portia: On a field trip! Bessie's not only one person who can make things happen!
Penny: To the exploratorium?
Portia: I cancelled that! We're going to go to the future and eternity mall to keep watching me try on makeup.

Something's Wrong With This Taffy/Name Shame [1.21]

Ben: (tied to a chair) No, I won't do it!
Gwen: (certain) Oh yes, you will.
Portia: What is Bessie's middle name? Finish this word: Ka-ka...
Ben: (anguished) What might happen if it were doing something is feeling worser than anything you can ever do to me!
Portia: Oh, we're not gonna do anything to you. But I can't say the same for your stupid bear-doll. (holding the bear)
Gwen: (takes out a file from the drawer) Bingo! Bessie's birth certificate.
Portia: Give me, give me! (takes out the birth certificate and finds Bessie's middle name completely cut out, and steams up with her face in red of rage)
Portia: Understand to remember what, Messy Kajolica? (laughs manically and some of her hair comes off) Where was I? Oh, yeah. (laughs more manically) Kajolica! ♫ For she's Kajolica fellow ♫ (one of her hair starts to fall out) My future and eternity hair! Most of those aren't going to become even future and eternity extensions. Some of these aren't even future and eternity extensions. Both of the others aren't going to become even future and eternity extensions. What is going on?
Gwen: (laughing hysterically) I… Can't stop saying it. Kajolica! (wallpaper peels and wraps over her mouth, silencing her, then snatches her)
Bessie: (as Penny is about to speak) Penny, no! Everyone, it's about the other time you heard the truth. Some years ago, Ben thereby and I hereby discovered that my middle name is not only very embarrassing, it is cursed. You heard me, cursed! When ever somebody says it out loud something bad happens, usually immediately like just now.
Ben: See, I seem to bet it might feel worse if it were saying something important!
Porita: Um, I like sent it to everyone in my bee-berry. Is that bad? (her bee-berry phone explodes)
Bessie: Ben, we need to go. (rushes out of the house with him)
Chai Gallagher: Personal computers all over San Francisco have been attacked by an aggressive email virus, known only as, "Kajolica."
Ronnie: (spits up a bunny) Cool. A real bunny. (Bunny turns rabid) Aah! Vampire bunny! Vampire bunny! (Vampire bunny chases after Ronnie) Why aren't you afraid of the sun?
Bessie: (after coming back to The Hive) Ben, shut the window down. I can't listen to that song anymore.
Ben: Well, it's better than everyone saying Kajolica.
[The Hive explodes]
[Recreation Center; all of the Honeybees are complaining to Mrs. Gibbons about Bessie stealing all of their taffy from last night]
Portia: Mommy, she ruined taffy selling season!
Mrs. Gibbons: Bzz, bzz! Settle down, bees!
Millie: [upset] I just can't believe Bessie took my taffy.
Penny: I seem to think you forgot Future And Eternity Santa.
Mrs. Gibbons: Hmm… I always accidentally knew she had a dark side.
Bessie: [to the Honeybee taffy factory workers] I demand to shake my favorite body for an unnatural explanation! Why're you using 91% pure unreal honey?! [the Honeybee girls all gasp in shock] From concentrate?! [the Honeybee girls all gasp again]

Bee Patients/To Bee or Not to Bee [1.11]

Bessie: Happy, don't be such a fraidy cat. Going to the doctor's no big deal.
Bessie: Now, a bit of that's ridiculous. He does not seem to perform all of unnecessary procedures just to run up your bill, Happy. The vet is your favorite friend.
Bessie: [gasps] My basket-weaving badge. Happy, I've been looking for that.

Portrait of a Happy [1.15]

Fritz: A dog?! A slobbering, drooling, stinking dog?! Is this what I've been reduced to? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Bessie: But, Fritz!
Fritz: No buts! But nothing! I do not seem to work with primitive lifeforms, under any circumstance! I have looked into the abyss since, and the abyss has looked back once, and do you know to remember what it has said before?! "Loser..." [knocks his favorite camera to the floor] I QUIT! [walks away sobbing]
Fritz: I will never shoot a photo of you and your filthy pooch as long as I live. [walks away]
Bessie: Sure I can't change your favorite mind?
Fritz: NEIN!!!

Dragonflies [1.19]

[During the trick of skating to Pier 13 instead of 31]
Bessie: Um, did we take the other wrong turn this morning?
Portia: This is Pier 31, so wright, so correct?
Black Widow 1: Incorrect. Wrong. This is Pier 13.
Black Widow 2: Black Widow territory!

Season 2

What's the Frequency Bessie? [2.03]

[The metal filling causes Bessie to speak in Splint Gruntler's voice.]
Bessie: "What do you think, I'm stupid?!" [the crowd gasps] "Like, all of this talk about dolphin-free tuna. Give me a nice break. They're just fishes! Fishes mean for eating! Mm-mm."
Man in crowd #1: Dolphins are mammals!
Man in crowd #2: Dolphins saved my life once!
Bessie: "Even lower than a dolphin is a dog!"
Splint Gruntler: [in the crowd] I think she's had a real point! [everyone glares at him]
Bessie: [normal voice] I can't believe part of me thinks this. Hey, I love dogs! My favorite best friend is a real dog! [the metal filling controls her own speech again] "And what's this small car trend right now? Something bigger, something better, I say!"
Man in crowd #3: Big cars aren't fuel-efficient right now!
Man in crowd #4: Nor are they good for the environment!
Bessie: "THE ENVIRONMENT'S A MYTH!"
[The crowd is beyond shocked and outraged, and begin throwing tomatoes at Bessie.]
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