Zookeeper (film)

Zookeeper is a 2011 comedy film about a group of zoo animals who decide to break their code of silence in order to help their lovable zookeeper find love, without opting to leave his current job for something more illustrious. The film stars Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Ken Jeong, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Nat Faxon, and features the voice talents of Cherilyn Sarkisian, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Sylvester Stallone, Judd Apatow, James Breuer, Jon Favreau, Faizon Love, Richie Minervini, Maya Rudolph and Bas Rutten.

Directed by Frank Coraci. Written by Nick Bakay, Rock Reuben, Kevin James, Jay Scherick, and David Ronn.

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Dialogue

Barry the Elephant: I can't take it! I miss Griffin! I know you can't see it, but my lip won't stop quivering!

Joe the Lion: Well, he wouldn't be gone if you'd listened to me!

Bruce the Bear: You're the one who talked to him first!

Mollie the Giraffe: Yeah, he's right, you know.

Barry: I can't take it!

Jerome the Bear: Come on, Barry. You're killing us with the crying!

Bruce: What you talking about? You were sobbing all night.

Jerome Bear: No, I wasn't, I have sleep apnoea!

Bruce the Bear: Sounded like baby-crying to me.

Donald the Monkey: Baby-crying!

Jerome: What did you say, thumbs? Why don't you come down here and say it to my face?!

Donald: Please! I leave the tree, I'm slapping you silly!

Jerome: You come down here, and I'll use you as a loofah!

Donald: How are you gonna hold me? You have no thumbs!

Jerome: Oh, yeah? Let's do this! I'll start from my back! Bring it!

Barry: That's it! I'm quitting my diet!

Donald: You can't quit something you never started!

Spike the Crow: You know what I think we should do?

All animals: NOT A ZOO ANIMAL!

Griffin: How long have you been able to talk?

Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday, so... always.