Fugitive Poetry. 1600–1878/Simon Brodie

Simon Brodie.
Heard ye e'er o' our gudeman,The gaucy laird o' braid Dunwodie,The wale o' cocks at cap or can;Honest, canty Simon Brodie.  Auld farran, canty bodie,   Winsome, pranksome, gleesome bodie,  The crack o' a' the kintra side.   Is auld canty Simon Brodie.
Simon he's a strappin' chiel,Eor looks wad mell wi' ony bodie,In height an ell but an' a span.An' twice as braid is Simon Brodie:  Troth he is a canty bodie,   An auld farran, canty bodie,  An' tho' his pow's baith thin and grey,,   Ye'd hardly match me Simon Brodie.
Simon Brodie had a wife,I wat she was baith proud and bonny,He took the dishclout frae the bink,And preent it till her cockernony!  Wasna she a thrifty bodie,   The braw, braw lady o' Dunwodie,  In claes sae fine to dress and dine,   Wi' sic a laird as Simon Brodie.
An' Simon had a branded cow,He tint his cow and couldna find her,He sought her a' the lee lang day,But the cow cam hame wi' her tail ahind her.  Yet think na him a doited bodie,   Think na him a davert bodie,  He ha'ein' walth o' warld's gear   Maks men respect auld Simon Brodie.