In Other Words/Roman Innuendo

Roman Innuendo

Martial: Book I, Epigram 72.
O Fidentinus, when you steal—My words are chosen and impartial—My stuff, it is a phony dealYou put across on M. V. Martial.
Thus Aegle thinks the teeth she wears,So sozodontalish and pearly,Are hers; thus black Lycoris swears,Daubed with white lead, she is Some Girlie.
Bard of the Mrs. Harris school,(This stanza should be double-leaded),As you’re a poet now, so you’llHave lots of hair when you’re bald-headed!