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FABLES FOR THE FRIVOLOUS

Now this sporting propositionWas, upon its face, absurd;Yet the hare, with expedition,Took the tortoise at his word,Ran until the final lap,Then, supposing he'd outclassed him,Laid him down and took a napAnd the patient turtle passed him!
Plodding on, he shortly made theLine that marked the victor's goal;Paused, and found he'd won, and laid theFlattering unction to his soul.Then in fashion grandiose,Like an after-dinner speaker,Touched his flipper to his nose,And remarked, "Ahem! Eureka!"
And the moral (lest you miss one)Is: There's often time to spare,And that races are (like this one)Won not always by a hair.

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