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COLD WATER.
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And now the kettle comes again;That's not the way to cool one:Tea makes an empty stomach hot,And hotter still a full one.
Well now the supper's come, and comeTo make bad worse I wot;For supper, whilst it heats the cool,Will never cool the hot.
And bed, which cheers the cold man's heart,Helps not the hot a pin;For he who's hot when out of bed,Is ten times hotter in.
Saturday.
In glowing terms I would this day indite(Its morn, its noon, its afternoon and night),The busiest day throughout the week—the latter day;A day whereon odd matters are made even,The dirtiest, cleanest too, of all the seven,The scouring pail, pan, plate, and platter day;A day of general note and notability,A plague to gentlefolks and prime gentility,E'en to the highest ranks—nobility!And, yet a day (barring all jokes) of great utility,Both to the rich as well as the mobility.A day of din—of clack—a clatter day;For all, howe'er they mince the matter, say    This day they dread;    A day with hippish, feverish, frenzy fed,Is that grand day of fuss and bustle,—Saturday.
Cold Water.
Some sing the peaceful pleasures of the plains,While other bards invoke the groves and woods;But I, enamoured of incessant rains,Will make my theme cold water and the floods.
Let others sit beneath the leafy shade,While murmuring breezes softly float about;But I in purling brooks delight to wade,Or stand beneath some friendly water-spout.