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him, and without a pause he immediately burst out:—
"Which of ye jintlemen will be Misther Hewitt, sor?"
"This is Mr. Hewitt," I said. "Do you want him?"
"It's protecshin I want, sor—protecshin. 
"It's protecshin I want, sor." I spake to the polis an' they laff at me, begob. Foive days have I lived in London, an' 'tis nothin' but battle, murdher, an' suddhen death for me here all day an' ivery day. . . An' the polis say I'm dhrunk!"
He gesticulated wildly, and to me it seemed just possible that the police might be right.
"They say I'm dhrunk, sor," he continued, "but, begob, I b'lieve they think I'm mad. An' me being thracked an' folleyed an' dogged an' waylaid an' poisoned an blandandhered an' kidnapped an' murdhered, an' for why I do not know!"
"And who's doing all this?"
"Sthrangers, sor—sthrangers. 'Tis a sthranger here I am mesilf, an' fwhy they do it bates me, onless I do be so like the Prince av Wales or other crowned head they thry to slaughter me. They're layin' for me in the sthreet now, I misdoubt not, and fwhat they may thry next I can tell no more than the Lord Mayor. An' the polis won't listen to me."
This, I thought, must be one of the very common cases of mental hallucination which one hears of every day—the belief of the sufferer that he is surrounded by enemies and followed by spies. It is probably the most usual delusion of the harmless lunatic.
"But what have these people done?" Hewitt asked, looking rather interested, although amused. "What actual assaults have they committed, and when? And who told you to come here?"
"Who towld me, is ut? Who but the payler outside—in the street below? I complained to 'um, an' sez he, 'Ah, you go an' take a slape,' sez he; 'you go an' take a good slape, an' they'll all be gone whin ye wake up.' 'But they'll murdher me,' sez I. 'Oh, no!' sez he, smilin' behind av his ugly face. 'Oh, no, they won't; you take ut aisy, me frind, an' go home.' 'Take ut aisy, is ut, an' go home!' sez I; 'why, that's just where they've been last, a-ruinationin' an' a turnin' av the place upside down, an' me strook on the head onsensible a mile away. Take ut aisy, is ut, ye say, whin all the demons in this unholy place is jumpin' on me ivery minut in places promiscuous till I can't tell where to turn; descendin' an' vanishin' marvellious an' onaccountable? Take ut aisy, is ut?' sez I. 'Well, me frind,' sez he, 'I can't help ye; that's the marvellious an' onaccountable departmint up the stairs forninst ye. Misther Hewitt ut is,' sez he, 'that attinds to the onaccountable departmint, him as wint by a minut ago. You go an' bother him.' That's how I was towld, sor."
Hewitt smiled.
"Very good," he said, "and now what are these extraordinary troubles of yours? Don't declaim," he added, as the Irishman raised his hand and opened his mouth preparatory to another torrent of complaint; "just say in ten words, if you can, what they've done to you."