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The Zankiwank
  A possible, probable, Able-land,   So do not vex the guard!
We’ve left behind us Charing Cross,And all the town in bed;For it is plain, though in this train,We’re standing on our head!We’re riding now in Bedfordshire,Which is the Land of Nod;And yet in the sky we are flying high,Which seems extremely odd!
  So off we go to Fable Land—   (Speak kindly to the guard!)  Which many think a Babel-land,   But this you disregard.  You’ll find it is a Stable-land,   With stables in the yard—  A possible, probable, Able-land,   So do not vex the guard!
Maudie and Willie found themselves joining lustily in the chorus when the Zankiwank pulled the cord communicating with the guard, and,