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THE POEMS OF BURNS.
Town of Ayr, town of Ayr, it was mad I declare,To meddle wi' mischief a-brewing;Provost John is still deaf to the church's relief,And orator Bob is its ruin.
D'rymple mild, D'rymple mild, tho' your heart's like a child,And your life like the new driven snaw,Yet that winna save ye, auld Satan must have ye,For preaching that three's ane and twa.
Rumble John, Rumble John, mount the steps wi' a groan,Cry the book is wi' heresy cramm'd;Then lug out your ladle, deal brimstane like adle,And roar ev'ry note of the damn'd.
Simper James, Simper James, leave the fair Killie dames,There's a holier chase in your view;I'll lay on your head, that the pack ye'll soon lead,For puppies like you there's but few.
Singet Sawney, Singet Sawney, are ye herding the penny,Unconscious what evils await?Wi' a jump, yell, and howl, alarm every soul,For the foul thief is just at your gate.
Daddy Auld, Daddy Auld, there's a tod in the fauld,A tod meikle waur than the Clerk;Tho' ye can do little skaith, ye'll be in at the death,And gif ye canna bite, ye may bark.
Davie Bluster, Davie Bluster, if for a saint ye do muster,The corps is no nice of recruits:Yet to worth let's be just, royal blood ye might boast,If the ass was the king of the brutes.
Jamy Goose, Jamy Goose, ye hae made but toom roose,In hunting the wicked Lieutenant;But the Doctor's your mark, for the L—d's haly ark,He has cooper'd and caw'd a wrang pin in't.
Poet Willie, Poet Willie, gie the Doctor a volley,Wi' your "liberty's chain" and your wit;O'er Pegasus' side ye ne'er laid a stride,Ye but smelt, man, the place where he sh—t.
Andro Gouk, Andro Gouk, ye may slander the book,And the book no the waur, let me tell ye!Ye are rich, and look big, but lay by hat and wig,And ye'll hae a calf's head o' sma' value.
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