Poems (Curwen)/Open Confession

Open Confession.
(recitation for a little boy.)
My proper name is William, But some boys call me Will, I'm never out of mischief, Because I can't keep still; I'm always swinging on the doors, Or climbing on the chairs, Else fright'ning mamma into fits With sliding down the stairs. I can't help wriggling about, When I'm at church or school; I can't sit still like other boys, Upon a chair or stool. I try to keep from mischief, but I can't keep out a minute; I cut up Mary's doll one day, To see what there was in it. And once, when I was very young, When petticoats I wore, I put the pepper in the jam, And mustard in the flour. Ma says I'll surely drive her mad, With all the tricks I play, She says her heart is in her mouth, A dozen times a day. I'm sorry, for I love mamma, So I'll do the best I can, To try and keep from mischief, When I grow up a man.