Poems (Lassen)/The Egotist

THE EGOTIST Dedicated to the Man Whom the Cap Fits
THE Egotist is such a manWho deems himself the great "I am,"The world to sin and vice is proneWhile he, consummate, stands alone.
He sees in others every fault-Commenting he could ne'er be broughtTo err in any human way,For he's above the common clay.
But you should watch his little game-You'll find it's not so very tame.His constant pose of a grand good manIs just a lie, an artful sham.
He lives along in sly disguise,A martyred man whose connubial tiesAre irksome to a high degree,And with slander, against his mate goes free.
He speaks about his virtues rareBoasts he is ne'er seen anywhereWith maiden pure, nor virtuous wife,It might destroy his prestige in life.
Yet he enters the home of a trusting friend,Betrays all faith, to gain his end,Thinks nought of wrecking lives of both:-To destruction (of others) he's nothing loath.
Of charities then you'll later hear,Which he endows with thousands mere.With this he seeks to ease his mindFor many acts of the basest kind.
The world looks on, the world looks wise,To the light of truth it shuts its eyes;But a day will come, Oh, the world's surprise,The wolf will be shorn of his sheep's disguise.