weenus

English

Noun

weenus (plural weenuses)

  1. Alternative form of wenis.
    • 1989, Frank Zappa, Peter Occhiogrosso, Real Frank Zappa Book, page 105:
      They put them on the coffee table and took out the rest of their gear — everything a person might need to make a plaster replica of the human weenus.
    • 2006 September 15, Bruce Watson, “In search of the wild weenus”, in Amherst Bulletin[1], archived from the original on 15 January 2011:
      Like most slang, weenus refers to a part of the human body, but unlike most slang, it is not sexual. What is a weenus? Why do you have two of them but you've never heard of either one? Where did the term come from and why is it a pet word among teenagers who have no more weenuses (weeni?) than anyone else? I decided to do a little research.
    • 2012, Geoff Herbach, Nothing Special, page 22:
      Someone is going to take my seat (I can see an old man eyeballing it, I swear) and I have to take my carry-on bag into the bathroom where it will absorb weenus germs.
    • 2013, Suzanne Freeman, “In a While, Crocodile”, in Evening Street Review, number 9, page 91:
      Catching him near the rope swing, she reached in the hip pocket of his overalls, hoping to snatch the gum, but her hand went through a hole and she grabbed his weenus instead.
    • 2014, Toby Smith, Flight from Oblivion, page 153:
      Other times they've pointed to the hard bony protrusion on their posterior bent forearm and asked if anyone wants to see their weenus.